What would an MP put down in their expenses account for visiting my female neighbours?

They do have a lot of "Gentleman" callers!
What would an MP put down in their expenses account for visiting my female neighbours?
'Services rendered' perhaps.
Reply:Tory would put the other woman


Labour would put "A bit on the side "


Liberal would put "these are new party members"


enjoy the day
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Reply:The cost of a whip and a few condoms. We couldn't have these 'gentlemen' getting a dose now could we?.
Reply:comforting the constituency if that is spelt right or getting the voters in lol
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